yo yo yo buffketeer numero dos here. the one and only bexsex.
i'm in that wonderful sunday state where you need a shower and cant be bothered to have one. luckily i have no school for ANOTHER WEEK. haaa HUZZAH for late easter holidays. thank. you. jebus. 
i just tidied my room while bopping around to radio one like the hip scenester i am. and as reward for this cleanliness have been given FIFTEEN SHINY ENGLISH POUNDS from eggi.
i feel i must introduce you to eggi at this early stage. he is my father. and a constant source of amusment. now you know.
tomorrow will bring shopping with my multi-culutural bunch of rascals me thinks. me hopes. i miss them terribly. and then on tuesday.. well.. you'll have to wait and see. eh? eh ehhh?! WINK WINK NUDGE!!!!!!one.
now i have to amuse myself until 4 when man united are ont telleh box. im sure emmas father will share my joy at this upcoming event. with his tv dinners and sky sports. i know hes quite a manchester united fan as we discussed on that MAGICAL SUMMER of 2007 (: 
anywaiiiiz thats about it on my current events. 
peace out homies
buffketeer # 2
stay sexay
xx 

WELL. This is a very irate penglebitch #3 checking in to the veritable shag-pad of elephantine sensual seduction we have created. EVEN THOUGH I SHOULD TOTALLY BE PENGLEBITCH #1 BECAUSE I CREATED THIS ACCOUNT, HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL ITS JUNK MAIL ("we changed our font from arial to verdana, and Shirley from accounting bought a candle!") AND GAVE IT AN IDENTITY. Oh yes, I went there.

 Whilst my compadres have been SHAMELESSLY gallivanting around and discussing their furtive sexual encounters, I HAVE BEEN SWEATING AND BLEEDING AND COPYING AND PASTING to produce a pengtastic icon that pretty much epitomises the community's message to the world. 

LET ME BREAK A FEW THINGS DOWN HERE.

This is a social experiment about people who are peng, talking about their peng lives and the no doubt peng occurrences therein. If you are not peng, you may view this community, but we will probably ostricise you and make up stuff about your mum.

What is peng?

Peng is a level of existence. You will know if you are peng, trust babes.

"Peng" is also one of the sacred words of the Knights Who Say Ni, who are our most trusted and safe bredbins on the Peng Plane of Existence. NO, you can't come up here.

Stayin' warm for your form. Ten four.

AH, HELLO!
just me here again, good ol' penglemma.
i realised i didn't actually include any current affairs in my journal, so hier we go.
currently waiting to move house, as both of my penglebuddies will know. am looking forward to getting rid of oaf of a father, but in some ways i will miss the ol' man. perhaps ocassionally i can go and stay at his "bachelor pad" and eat ready meals and watch sky sports news. what a laugh.
also currently talking to K-MAN aka kieran (aka judas). strange character. moaning to him about my throat infection. i have to take penicillin which basically means i cant eat or drink or LIVE. it hurts when i swallow LOL swalow
ahh, my parents have gone out for a moment. TIME TO GET THE HOT PORN UP.
i mean coursework.
currently have no luck in peng malez department. my only amourer is patatoe teeth, and quite frankly i know where hes been, and it isnt pretty.
yours,
pengleman #1.
stay pretty.
x

HELLO, IT'S EMMA. I love the crusha adverts :)
In other news this is our new journal. hello. we are the three buffketeers.
WITH AN ELEPHANT THEME APPARENTLY.
our interests include slitting ourselves to busted, keepin' our pimp hand strong and chillin' wid da homies. Flay is currently drawing us a beautiful logo in biro and Bex is eating because shes a LAAAAARDBAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL.
buffketeer #1 out.
peace.
x